$5,000 For a Republican Win on Tuesday!
Keep this in mind when you step into the voting booth on Tuesday, November 3rd - if the Republicans hold Congress (both the House and the Senate) President Trump has promised a $5,000 dividend to every adult in America. Yes, he promised that. Five grand. Five Gs. Five stacks of Cheddar! Five racks! Five large, bricks or bands! Five thousand dollars! He said, and I quote, “ If Republicans win the House of Representatives and the Senate in the 2026 Midterm Elections, I’m going to give all Adult Citizens in the United States of America $5,000,” Trump said in a Truth Social video post on Saturday, Oct. 3. "Thank you for your attention to this matter, and I look forward to signing those checks!" Free money! I believe even you hardcore Democrats can get behind receiving a check for five grand just to put up with the President for a couple more years - in reality, just a few months. I mean, seriously, think of the cache it would buy you among your fellow Islami...