The Ranting Patriot

  It's time Republicans and Conservatives everywhere come to this cold, hard realization - when the enemy tells you what they're going to do, believe  them! Take the Marxists at their words and trust the dictatorial actions they are telegraphing with every breath they take. In contrast, we must react swiftly and strongly against the horror show they are attempting to bring to our doorstep! If the Democrats win in November, they will have control of the Executive branch and the Legislative branch. And what, pray tell, will they do with this power? What fresh hell will they bring? Open your eyes and understand that they will do exactly what they say  they will do. They will conduct an all-out assault on the Supreme Court of the United States in an effort to take control of all three branches of the government, with the end result being the complete tyrannical control of every American citizen.  All things being equal, this could be the very last free and fair election...

This is a primer, not a comprehensive compendium of Democrat-to-Conservative translations. Pass it along and add in your own! When a Democrat says.. COLLEGE EDUCATED = "I am smarter, more enlightened, empathetic, worldly, classy, and, let's face it, so much the better human being than you stupid, mouth-breathing, feckless rabble." Most often heard during political discourse on left-wing media outlets discussing polling of likely voters. NON-COLLEGE EDUCATED = incredibly stupid, clueless, church going, hulking, blue collar, trailer trash living, Walmart shopping, mullet haired, unshaven, cigarette smoking, blue eyeshadow wearing, beer swilling, cheap tramping, MAGA hat wearing gun owners - always accompanied with loud, clanking eye-rolling and a soft "tsk tsk tsk, " and a pat on your head. Basically, to the left, you are a pet turtle. NET NEUTRALITY = Total and complete fascist government control of the internet - in effect - censorship, indoctrinati...

Like everyone else my first thought upon hearing the details on Saturdays assassination attempt on Donald Trump was this - How the hell did a man with a rifle get on a rooftop just 132 yards away from the Republican Presidential nominee for 2024?  With the Secret Service having decades of experience protecting politicians in this country, how is this scenario even possible? 132 yards? A football field, from goal post to goal post is 120 yards. That's just 400 ft from the target. And yet there he was, ready, willing and able to change the course of history - unfound and uncontested among America's supposedly finest protectors. Again, how? Your guess is as good as mine, so if you don't mind I'll put on my tin foil hat and proffer what I consider to be a plausible conspiracy theory on the Trump assassination attempt. To allow for a semblance of plausibility, let's first take stock of those things that went wrong, starting with - How did the shooter manage to avoid all...